1. Freddy Kruger
Freddy, my personal favorite. Freddy Kruger is a dream stalker who kills children in their sleep in order to get revenge on the parents that burned him alive years ago. Freddy is my main squeeze, he could stalk my dreams anytime.
2. Jason Voorhees
Jason, my special, special boy. Jason Voorhees is the hockey-masked killer that stalks promiscuous teens that go to Camp Crystal Lake. I would have crafted him a V-Day gift at camp.
3. Michael Myers
Michael Myers is a villain that’s often described as “pure evil.” Well, I would send “pure evil” a Valentine’s Day card.
4. Lola (The Loved Ones)
Lola, is a sick girl who kidnaps whatever guy she has her eye on and when her weird advances are rejected she subjects them to a night of torture. Not to mention this weird incestuous relationship this she has going on with her father. Maybe Lola just needed more V-Day cards in her basket in 2nd grade?
5. May (May)
May is a quiet girl who just really wanted a friend. Well, May eventually got a friend…that has a special piece of all her favorite people in her life. It’s quite sweet, demented, but sweet. Maybe this Valentine’s Day will go good for her?
6. Annie Wilkes (Misery)
I’m a total fangirl, I’ve had my favorite character killed off my favorite series before (Fred Weasley, Kevin Tran, Meg Masters, Bobby Singer, The Ponds, Lexi Grey, I can go on). So I can definitely see where Annie Wilkes is coming from…sort of. Annie just wanted to make sure the object of her affection wasn’t killed off by author, Paul Sheldon. Psychos need love too.
7. Harry Warden (My Bloody Valentine)
Harry Warden was the survivor of a mining accident in the town of Valentine Bluffs the night of the big V-Day dance. He survived the mining explosion and survived by eating the bodies of the fallen miners. Harry took revenge on his supervisors later by killing them with a pickaxe and ripping their hearts out and placing them in heart-shaped chocolate boxes, warning the town to never have another Valentine’s Day dance or more people will die. 20 years later, the town decides to have a dance because, hey- Warden’s locked in an institution. Nope, Warden breaks out and all hell breaks loose. Someone just should have sent him an invitation.
8. Frankenstein’s Monster
Frankenstein’s Monster is just a misunderstood creature. Maybe if someone would have taken the time to show him some affection, everything would have been fine.
9. Billy Loomis (Scream)
Oh Billy, you psychotic and cute thing you. Billy had some rough mommy issues. Not being able to cope with the fact that his mother left him and his father after discovering that he had an affair with Maureen Prescott, Sidney’s mom, he decided to take matters into his own hands and he and his friend Stu murder Maureen. He just needs a hug from his mother…oh wait…
10. Candyman
Candyman is the spirit of a man named Daniel Robitaille who was a slave that fell in love with the daughter of a white plantation owner. He was chased down, covered in honey and thrown into a beehive but not before they cut off his hand with a rusty saw. Before he died he cursed the men who wronged him. Say his name five times in front of the mirror and he’ll come to wish you “Happy Valentine’s Day.” Candyman. Candyman. Candyman…
There you have it! My list for 10 horror villains who just needed a little love. What are some more villains? Let me know your suggestions! Happy Valentine’s Day.
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